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Okay you guys will have to work for this one but its totally worth it.

PIE

So yay stuff doesnt suck anymore. Thats good. So did anyone catch this creature of void running around or is that still on the catacombs most wanted list? I mean you know cool by me if it doesnt bug anybody but youd think itd be the first thing on peoples lists. Unless youre all secretly a bunch of fatalists miserable in your existence and craving to end it all. Very emo kids.

Also dont think i didnt see all you haters who didnt believe i could stand up to a monster. Thats two for two bitches and dont you forget it.

Also luz i have a birthday present for you but since its against your new religion to hang out im not sure how im going to get it to you. Too bad its really good too.

I have no idea what the guy narrating was on but im pretty sure most of the student body will be on something similar this week. Because tada! Its cram week! Man its going to feel good to have freshman year under my belt. The less gen eds i have to take the better. I mean holy god why do i need imaginary numbers? And yet to them monsters and gods are imaginary. So whos actually more on track here?

Actually simon was talking about elections in france right? Out of curiosity does anyone know if any of the world leaders are demigods? It seems like it would make sense for the right person. I bet the gods would love to have one of their kids in power. What about like the emperor in japan? Isnt he supposed to be descending from the gods? Is that true or just bullshit? Pharaohs were supposed to be gods but they died off so were they really?

Just wondering. I have to have something interesting to think about while i study.

[Simon]

So learn anything new from jack lately?

[Odette]

Hey are you doing anything for cinco de mayo?

Man doesnt a guy even get a day to talk about how great his birthday was without somebody stealing the show? Alas a creatively delivered message leaves me with a question to pose to the GN at large. Im so bad at making decisions on my own.

Say Sunny was kidnapped and trapped in the Underworld somewhere. What would you do?
	Brave the horrors to save her and demand ample payment for your heroic deed.
	Leave her there. She probably deserved it.
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Awww thanks satan!

Feel free to leave your birthday wishes here. But remember you have to mean it! Every time you leave a dishonest birthday wish a kitten loses an eye. As for me i fully intend to rise to new heights this coming year. Be prepared to be dazzled.

In other birthday news luz and i are hitting the town. If anyone else is interested youre welcome to show up. Were starting the night at viva toro in williamsburg. The first tequila shots on me so if you dont come youre obviously a shrivled up socially decrepit loner. I dont judge you though.

Thats a lie. I do.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!

This man is a p-i-m-p.



Id like to see you try and maintain that facial expression as long as he did.

So is everything back to normal? Is there even a definitive normal around here? I guess as long as were all still in new york and just hating each other in the usual way then were doing pretty well for ourselves. I guess now ill just have to get back to stuff like making sure i dont flunk out of college. Booooooring.

Or i could just cruise around the catacombs instead. Theres still a lot i havent checked out. Oh hey luz you should come.

You know im pretty sure i already know the terrible secret of space and it has to do with wanting tea and sharing an identity with auguste. But for those of you who havent been forever scarred by it the pusher and shover robots are here to help.



They just dont make flash animations like they used to.

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This one goes out to sunny although im sure shes got it memorized already.



Probably a few of the other people on this network could use the advice too.

College meal plans are probably the most brilliant piece of evil genius ive ever seen. They make you pay a shitload of money up front. Then they serve the most awful predigested bird crap thats been stored in vats for a minimum of fifteen years that nobody who hasnt burned off all their tastebuds would ever want close to their mouth. So everybody goes out and buys food elsewhere and the school supplies just enough moldcake covered in breadcrumbs to feed the tongueless and makes a runaway profit on the rest.

I ought to do my project in intro to finance on this scam. Its definitely better than something boring like the fed or the development of loans in the united states.

You know youd think being a demigod would be as weird as it gets. Turns out that its just a bridge to even weirder shit. I only know a little bit about coyote but dude definitely has a bizarre sense of humor. Still i cant complain. Its been pretty damn awesome to be on the universes most random spaceship.

So from what ive picked up from the other people on this ship earth no longer exists in this story. In fact the only remaining humans are me and trillian. And auguste i guess but hes essentially me. Were both arthur. So even though were still two people were the same person. Everyone else acts like were just one person even though they sometimes acknowledge that we are separate. Look dont ask me. I cant explain it because it makes no fucking sense.

All i know is that when i do something its like auguste did it. And vice versa. So if i say drew penises all over the walls in the corridors auguste gets equal blame. Fascinating.

But man i would kill for a proper cup of tea.

Behold the mighty vikings. They were pretty much cooler than anybody. Id pit a viking against anyone. Samurai ninja gladiator you name it. I mean just look at these badasses.



So classes start on monday. Thats always fun. At least calculus is over and done with. Now i have to take intro to organic chem which is probably just going to cover all the same crap that we did in high school except with worse slides. Then again columbias a pretty wealthy university. Maybe theyll actually have updated lab equipment. Best thing about chem over say bio or physics? Blowing stuff up. Oh yeah.

That arts fair was actually pretty cool. Its nice to see the cultured side of demigods. Seems like most of the time theyre pretty damn mundane for being so divine. It all looked good though. Well except for this screechy girl singer who wouldnt sing freebird. Some tiny asian chick. Someone should have told her before she embarrassed herself. Poor thing.

For the bros. Thats a chrome trashcan.

Thank jeebus this semester is nearly over. Ive never been so bored in my life. I dont get the point of prereqs and GC. Why force you to learn about a bunch of shit you dont care about just so you can forget it later? It makes a lot more sense to just skip to the specialization and save two years tuition. Whatevs its not my money anyway.

So christmas. Im going to connecticut but only for the day. Youd have to pay me to spend longer than that with my stuckup siblings. Itll be the good old tradition of everyone trying to one up everyone else followed by me making fun of them for being dicks followed by them yelling at me while i put my headphones on them and ignore them. Jolly holiday indeed.

So how about this fire demon shit. Did anyone stop to think that it might be the mayan pantheon responsible? After all theyre the ones saying the worlds going to end in 2012. Hint maybe?

Classes are so boring. This is Columbia, isn't it? You'd expect something a little more engaging. What a yawn. And then the professor of my physics class ended up using the paper airplanes I was trying to stick her hair as part of her lecture. Way to come up with your own ideas, lady. Good thing you've got some clever and inventive students! And by that, I mean me.

So no more zombies. I knew New York City got wild on Halloween, but that was beyond even my expectations. It was insane! I had to fight off three of them myself. All I had was a lighter. It was pretty impressive, even for my usual standards. It seems pretty quiet now though. Does anyone know why they all suddenly disappeared? It happened like BAM.

Is there anything cool happening in the Catacombs this week? I feel like skipping class.